Do not feed the birds, the sign said. Flying pests are a health hazard and you could face a fine of up to £5000. But the gulls could catch chips in flight. And Mary could not resist watching their aerobatics. Besides, they would have trouble finding £5000 from her anyway. Let them try to sue!
It wasn't until after we fed our fish and chips to the gulls that we saw the notices. Ah well. The photos were good.
FFF55 is a weekly challenge set by the G-Man for a 55 word flash fiction story.